This is Alan

If in years to come someone comes across this little blog of love in long distance I think you should be able to picture what Alan is like in all his greatness.

Firstly he has the cutest smile that lights up the room and makes your belly and your chest feel like its going to burst.

Alan has a bump on his nose that you just want to kiss (and sometimes I want to panel beat it in with a teeny tiny hammer and chisel because that would look funny)

He is so tall, he's like this long, lean, skinny jean wearing, t-shirt with funny prints sporting, fancy sneakered handsome hunk.

His stomach is perfect for licking, kissing and lying on. I love his happy trail. Like a path to pleasure :) Makes him so manly.

Alan tends to have a moustache. I don't love it.... :P

Alan has such a deep voice, it is both comforting and arousing. And when he sings White Christmas and dances with you around his kitchen you feel like you're the only person that matters in the whole wide world.

Alan has started this new thing of repeating words/phrases in threes. I am still trying to work out the reason behind this. If the future has discovered this and it's become an epidemic then you now have 1st hand evidence of its origins.

Alan kisses me on the nose and even though it drives me mad when i'm trying to kiss him normally in a couple way to be romantic, when he does it just out of the blue and not to annot me, it's just what I need to feel special! :)

When Alan cries he makes this noise of pure release and sadness and it makes my heart break. All I want to do when he cries his kneel on the floor with him and hold him in my arms.

When Alan farts I go into shock and I feel like i'm back in the trenches of war. To clarify I've never even been in a war.

Alan laughs like a seagull and squints his eyes really tight like he's going to explode any second and throws back his head. His laugh makes me so happy.

Alan is a caring, understanding and patient person. He is my bestfriend and the only person in the whole world who could save me from myself (because there are days when i'm my own worst enemy)

Don't be too jealous, i'll understand if you are, Alan is the best. xx